Annie
04-13-2007, 09:36 PM
THE WEDDING TEST
> >I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
> >dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
> >only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger
> >sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
> >miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
> >when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
> >be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
> >One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
> >the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
> >whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
> >couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I
> >got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
> >shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my
> >bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
> >I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
> >stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
> >front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo
> >and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
> >With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
> >very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
> >better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
> >And the moral of this story is:
> >Always keep your condoms in your car.
> >I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
> >dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
> >only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger
> >sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
> >miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
> >when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
> >be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
> >One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
> >the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
> >whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she
> >couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I
> >got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total
> >shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my
> >bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
> >I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
> >stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
> >front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo
> >and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
> >With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
> >very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
> >better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
> >And the moral of this story is:
> >Always keep your condoms in your car.