Annie
05-02-2007, 12:54 PM
Little Nancy's Parakeet
Little 10 year old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My parakeet died today," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor sounding concerned said, "Gee, that hole is awfully big for a parakeet, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "Not really,........... he's inside your ^*$)^% cat."
Little 10 year old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My parakeet died today," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor sounding concerned said, "Gee, that hole is awfully big for a parakeet, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "Not really,........... he's inside your ^*$)^% cat."