MaternityCorner.com

 

 

Go Shopping!
Maternity

Babies & Toddlers
Nursing
Bath and Body
Bigger Kids
Books & Videos
Shower & Party Supplies
CLEARANCE
Gift Certificates

Be Informed!
Conception
Pregnancy
Post Partum
Breastfeeding
Baby's First Year
Infants
Toddlers
Older Children
Relationships
More...

 

Subscribe to our free
Email Newsletters!

Articles, information, special offers, contests and more!
Your name and e-mail will not be given or sold to anyone and you can unsubscribe at any time.


Name:
Email:
News - our periodic newsletter with articles, contests, announcements and more!
Pregnancy - Special newsletters to see you through your pregnancy!
Babies
- Special newsletters to see you through baby's first years!



View Sample Newsletters


 
 
Web maternitycorner

 


 

You Know It's Christmas When...
By Gail Miller

  • Your children miraculously start to be very well behaved.
  • You start to hate the sound of Little Drummer Boy with a vengeance!
  • The turkey has been in the oven 5 hours now and it's STILL not cooked.
  • Summer holiday adverts start to appear in TV.
  • You start taking bets obsessively with all and sundry as to whether it's going to snow on Christmas day. You even consider praying for it.
  • You have just finished the 14 batch of mince pies
  • You get your children's presents from behind the wardrobe to find the paper has been torn off the corner of every one of them.
  • You couldn't eat another single mouthful of Christmas pudding if they paid you.
  • Every meal between Christmas and New year contains turkey... turkey fritters, turkey curry, turkey stew, turkey sandwiches.
  • You find although you have used 5 packs of Christmas cards..... you still need just one more card.
  • You have been given 3 pairs of slippers which you know you will just never wear.
  • At 11.59pm on Christmas day you sigh and sink exhausted into your favourite armchair and exclaim "Never again!"

Gail Miller, from the UK, is a freelance writer & author of Wild Child ~ A Mother, A Son & ADHD http://home.freeuk.net/theadhdgazette/wild She also writes and publishes The ADD / ADHD Gazette - ADDGazette-subscribe@onelist.com and Affiliates UK - affiliatesuk-subscribe@onelist.com

 

 

 


 

Sizing Charts ~ Ordering Information ~ About Us ~ MC Online Magazine ~ Customer Service
Become a Maternity Corner Affiliate

From pregnancy through baby's first years, you'll find what you need here!
We are committed to customer satisfaction and a pleasant on-line experience.
maternitycorner.com is a secure web site, making it a safe place for your order and personal information.

All articles on this site are for informational purposes only.
Please consult your doctor or health care provider regarding any health concerns.
~